Steve raced on to the landing. “Fiona, are you alright?”
“No, I am not alright.” Fiona’s voice echoed in the attic. “I am stuck floating with my head in the attic and my legs several feet above the stairs.”
Steve stared. “What happened?”
“I was getting the Christmas decorations down, and the ladder slipped.” Fiona said. “And I’m not complaining. I didn’t fall. It’s just that I’m stuck.”
Armani flapped up to the hatch and stared at the space between the frame of the attic entrance and Fiona’s waist. “I’ve never seen anything like this, boss.” The imp said.
“You promised you had got rid of all the magic in the house.” Fiona said. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy I didn’t land on my…” She glanced at Armani. “All I’m saying is that I thought you had cleared the house.”
Steve stared up at her. “Why the hell were you going into the attic with no-one else in the house?”
“Can we skip that part?” Fiona said. “It’s draughty up here.”
“We didn’t even put the decorations up there.” Steve said. “They’re in the cupboard in the spare room.”
Fiona sighed. “I realised that when I got up here, but I’ve always kept decorations in the attic.”
“We haven’t even been in there.” Steve said, staring up at his wife. “Fiona, are you comfortable?”
Fiona bit back her instinctive reply. “Actually, I’m really comfortable, like I’m floating in water. There’s no strain. I just want to come down now.”
“What’s up there?” Steve asked.
“I don’t know.” Fiona said. “I dropped the torch and it’s pitch black up here. If I could just come down now, please.”
Steve eyed the hatch and rummaged in his pocket. He pulled out a small, plain silver ring. “I’m not sure I can get you down.”
“What do you mean?” Fiona tried to wriggle to glare at her husband. “I thought you were the great magician?”
“I am a great magician.” Steve said. “I mean, I’m good at magic, but this is something else.” He frowned. “I don’t know where to start.”
“We could start with a ladder, boss.” Armani said.
Steve looked through the ring. “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen magic like this.”
“The ladder, boss?” Armani said. The small imp flapped down and tried to tug the ladder into place.
“Hang on.” Steve said, thrusting the ring back into his pocket and picking up the ladder. “I’ve not seen this before.” He set the step ladder against Fiona’s legs then checked the ring out again. “I wonder if I need a different filter.”
Fiona sighed as she was gently lowered onto the ladder. “Thank you.” She said to the air in general. She looked at her husband. “Why don’t you work out a way to say thank you to the magic that saved me while I go and get the Christmas decorations?”
Steve held the ladder as Fiona slowly stepped down. “At least you’re no longer hanging around.” He ducked.